swallow the pineapple

Giving a blowjob to a well endowed samoian with dry skin

I met this great guy at the party but when i went down on him I felt like i was having to swallow the pineapple.

by funny old guy February 25, 2011

Pop Pop Swallow

Actions of a pill-head.

A person who smokes goes “puff puff pass.” A person who takes pills goes “pop pop swallow.”

by Palmtree18 December 17, 2021

guaranteed swallow

When you decapitate your partner and then have sex with the hole where their head was supposed to be while the head is watching during the 7 minutes of consciousness and finishing inside their esophagus... to make it kinkier have the head eat the asshole out involuntarily...

Liz and Ben found themselves in her room and she offered a guaranteed swallow... Ben unfortunately took it in the wrong direction.

by franksforthememories January 28, 2016

rowan swallow

normally a rowan doesnt like women but he sometimes does like two year talking stages

rowan swallow is the love of my life

by bootyfart46 February 06, 2024

swallow your ass

Pick up line

"Bitch, I really want to swallow your ass"

by Real bitches March 20, 2017

swallow the apple

In bowling, it is when you miss a key shot.(Choke)

Joe: Harvey got up in the tenth needing a strike to win the tournament.

Steve: What happened?
Joe: Missed the headpin by a mile.
Steve: Yep, guess the pressure made him "Swallow the apple".

by Pins0444 December 16, 2013

swallowing the washing

where a female wearing some tights shorts or trousers is showing her underwear riding up her bottom crack

dude that girl is swallowing the washing

by big criss February 22, 2009