surf ripped

1 Someone who is ripped, but only due to their passion for surfing. Which requires an immense amount of energy, endurance and strength. It's basically cheating.

Frother 1: "Bro he is ripped, unfair."

Frother 2: "Nah bro, he's surf ripped. Doesn't count".

by froth goblin November 8, 2017

Alabama Surfing

The action of riding your cousin in a bathtub or water bed .

My cousin Stacey wanted to go surfing but, i was horny, so we went Alabama surfing

by Yeetdadyy February 14, 2020

Salmon Surfing

Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.

Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!

by jrb04cfsu May 1, 2020

Butt Surfing

The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.

Butt surfing: You should have seen how she butt surfed across that floor!

by Big monkey 8 May 9, 2020

Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012

Mouth Surfing

Sitting on someone's face while rubbing your genitals across their mouth and tongue.

Janet was more than happy to accept Tim's offer to go mouth surfing.

by Captain Otto September 1, 2013

gym surfing

The practice of abusing free trials at various gyms to prevent paying for a membership.

I'm only in town for a couple weeks but I gotta work out bro. I'm gonna try gym surfing so I don't have to pay.

by meathead20 September 7, 2013