Sodomy surfer

An individual who participates frequently in sodomistic acts on or in relation to particular orifices on the human or any given body.

Tom: bro I just got done ravaging Jessica’s corn cutter, it was so hot! I love assholes!

Brock: bro, you are such a sodomy surfer!

by Corncutter69 June 25, 2022

Surfer's Remorse

A brilliant website that that draws you in then fails to complete some of the easiest fixes needing to be made and ends up making the users experience infuriating.

Dude, did you get the Urban Dictionary word of the day yesterday? No, I didn’t. Not for the last three days! Yeah, their intern who sends them must be on vacation and they’re too lazy or dumb to automate that feature!

Web Surfer's Remorse

by One and Done July 14, 2013

Knee Surfer

Noun: A person who multiple blowjobs at a time, flowing through them while on their knees.

Did you see Valencia? She’s a real Knee Surfer.

by JohnDoe94 October 24, 2023

Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.

"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."

by Wofftan August 23, 2017

surfering

a thing that happens when a person is scared with the sea but they're forced to surf at the same time

oh god, please end this surfering

by Sayoki February 23, 2022

surfer dude

average surfer dude, always got the suh dude sound

surfer dude ¨suhhhh dud¨

surfer dude #2 ¨yeahhhhhh¨

by bigblackballsmannn November 18, 2021

Ear Surfer

When a dog likes to ride in a car out the window and their ear surfs the wind.

*Driving*
“As you speed up, the dogs ear lifts up in the wind and looks like It’s surfing on air…. The dog’s an Ear Surfer”.

by Father Figure 69 August 25, 2022