Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

See also Silver Troll coffin surfer

by Governator77 August 28, 2012

Silver Surfer (NES)

A video game adaptation of Silver Surfer. It would have been a pretty kickass game if not for the fact that it's one of the hardest games on the NES, for all the wrong reasons.

Generally, it is frowned upon to say that a game is bad because it's "too difficult." After all, just because it's hard, doesn't mean it's bad.

But with Silver Surfer (NES), it does. If you've ever watched the AVGN's review of it, all I can tell you is...HE'S NOT EXAGGERATING.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022

Silver Surfer

When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.

My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.

by Doctorbotany July 27, 2021

Rio Grande Surfer

A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly

If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer

by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011

juice surfer

girls who come on to men in clubs in the hope of getting bought a drink, then move on to the next guy

mate, that gal is a juice surfer bro

by yamyam81 August 17, 2011

Bleeding Surfer

A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.

Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"

Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"

Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"

by Dudemathias October 16, 2012

Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.

Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night

by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025