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superman that hoe

When a chick gives you a monster STD, and when you find out, you go home and laser zap your entire bone-zone with the lava-hot eye beams you bought from the classifieds, making your balls scalding hot to the touch. Then you go to see said chick for another mission, and instead of making sweet love to her, you dick scorch her VD-WMD to smithereens. Then you pull a fire extinguisher out of your bag, and empty it's contents out the window just before laser-eye-beaming it to hell-temperature, and tossing the cannister on her stomach.
You know TyRhonda from Shotgun hood? Yea, well, I hit that with no medical insurance. So anyway, I called her back and totally made sure to superman that hoe for ruining my balls.
by www.OGBOBBYJOHNSON.com January 5, 2009
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superman milkshake

One or more man's sperm blended together to make delicious and nutritious protein shake that douche bags and bro's drink
My dad drinks a superman milkshake in the morning to help build muscles, and your dad helps make the superman milkshake for my dad!

Hey brospeh, I made a superman milkshake with my bros! Check out my muscles
by madjoo June 20, 2011
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superman

A blunt of high-grade marijuana (I like to call it Chronic) laced with cocaine. It's a different feeling from a dirty considering you're smoking coke with really good herb so they call them "Supermans" since it's a lot better.
Yo let's get a eighter and an eightball and roll ourselves some supermans!
by emoc December 22, 2004
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superman

When riding a horse or motorcycle, hold onto the handles/horse's ears and kick your legs back to resume a horizontal pose with arms in front and legs behind. Keep this up until you hit your neck on a tree branch and become paralysed. After doing this, pretend to care for fellow cripples.

This has been mastered by Christopher Reeve, the actor who played superman in the movies.
I was supermanning on the Kawasaki but managed to duck just in time to avoid the tree.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Superman!!!

expletive: This word normally used to express incredible happiness, or just has a severe case of ADHD
Hey John you just won $100 million bucks!
Superman!!!
by cnick May 27, 2005
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superman video

Eminem must have been in the front and his band members in the back, during that one.
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Superwoman

"Janvier is a superwoman"
by General_Coolman March 10, 2003
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