Evil Stepsister

Verb. To fit a body part (usually a foot) into a smaller than usual piece of clothing.

When looking at a pair of shoes that is clearly too small: "I can't even evil stepsister my way into those."

by GeckoGecko August 21, 2011

Stup

Nick name for a person that is Stupendously stupid!(Pronounced Stoop)

My name is Stup!
How are you Stup.

by Stupdawg March 30, 2009

soups

diarrhea.

especially when it "pours" out

i won't eat that again, it gave me the soups.

by Mrs. Peacock June 22, 2004

Getting your steps in

Jarking off or maturbating. Based on the fact that you have a watch that says how many steps you have and if you sake it like you are jacking off your steps go up.

A days not complete without getting your steps in.

by Littleoldladywho June 21, 2016

Easy Steps to Avoid Pro-Lifers

1. No sex at all
2. Safe sex- condoms, birth control, the shot, etc.
3. Give the baby up for adoption when you have it.

by Soltar October 21, 2003

soups and salads

another term for masturbation

"hey how'd you get that white stuff on your apron?"

"well i was doing soups and salads at work and it got a little messy."

by fairedepipi April 9, 2007

stubsy

stubsy is defined by the combination of two words; stubborn and gypsy. If one is stubsy, it means that he/she is a cheap bastard with the will power to gyp one at any cost. They are so fixated on their cheap nature, that to change the mind of one who is stubsy, is to move a ball whose mass is equivalent to the Earth.

I just went to the 7/11 by my house, and that stubsy clerk charged me for two Kit Kats. Stubsy bastard!

Bob made me drive all around town, then I had to buy him lunch, and then he ate some of my food; that stubsy bastard.

He smirked, "we can't chill at my house, but we can chill in my car."
That stubsy bastard.

by ArhV5 November 11, 2010