shrimping

when you nut in someones ass and remove the load with a straw, swapping it through a kiss

colt w surprised the boy with shrimping.

by n youse October 4, 2009

Stamping Happy Faces

When someone has to take shit and it's starting to turtle head, it's also known as stamping happy faces in their underwear.

I have to go take a right shit now... I'm stamping happy faces in my underwear!

by Kacie A. January 12, 2006

weather stripping

what you do when it's really really hot and sticky outside.

girl: it is SO hot out here.
guy: whatcha gonna do about it babe?
girl: I'm thinkin 'bout some weather stripping!
guy: yeah, me too. lemme help you...
...(animal noises)...

by bob jones the great August 31, 2007

Weasel Stomping Day

December 17th is Weasel Stomping Day. Put down your gun for Weasel Stomping Day! After Hours of research, I have found that the song from Weird Al Yankovic is on December 17th

Weasel Stomping Day: Stomping weasels on December 17th is okay.
Joe: What are you doing to that Weasel?!?!?!?!?
Me: Its December 17th
Joe: oh, I'll join!!!!!!!!

by ScooterB0809 December 16, 2020

Strumming

Soaking in a bucket of spicy marinade, preferably with family members.

"Look Donny, I'm strumming!"

by LAWRY'S HERB & GARLIC MARINADE June 6, 2018

stamping

a tag or throw up on a sticker. makes for a quick tag. the stickers usauly used are over night postal stickes because there free.

lets go stamp some shit

by matches April 22, 2003

TrUmPINg

Selling the soul of America to Russia

POTUS45 was trumping again when he took no action against Putin's bounty on American soldiers.

by surivano June 27, 2020