A rare disease that originates mainly in older children or younger to middle aged teenagers, however this disease in some rare occasions can carry on to adulthood or in very seldom cases through the persons entire life. This disease consists of creating unreal scenarios, actions, and invents. A common one in younger patients is pointing out false voice cracks, while not seeming too severe it can get extremely aggravating for other accomplices. This disease is caused mostly during pre-mature childbirth when the cerebral cortex is not fully develop and cannot completely develop differentiation between real and fake.
*Friends talking* "Was that a voice crack!?" "uhm... no." "Yes it was you liar!" "I think you might have Stewart's Disease, you should get that checked out." "OMG you voice cracked!" "It's terminal..."
by SB Weber November 01, 2011
Describing the best sex act. Martha Stewart is a perfectionist at everything. Therefor, anything she does sexually must be perfection as well.
by LRPeer March 29, 2024
by MSU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 22, 2017
DaVon Stewart is a walking legend of a man in the prime age of 37 yrs old residing in the Nevada desert in the City of Sins.
His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
He can kill two stones with one bird
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
Superman has pijamas with his logo
Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
He once ignited a 510 battery - using only his hands.
His business card simply says ‘I’ll Call You”
He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited.
He can kill two stones with one bird
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
He once won the Tour-de-France, but was disqualified for riding a unicycle
Superman has pijamas with his logo
Once he ran a marathon because it was “on the way”
He once ignited a 510 battery - using only his hands.
1. General use: I saw Elon Musk was waiting in the lobby - rumor has it he's hoping to catch DaVon Stewart for an elevator pitch.
2. In popular culture: The said the new AVD carts modeled their aesthetic over DaVon Stewart's Jawline
3. Modified usage: Florida was absolutely dismantled by Hurricane Ian - good thing DaVon was out that day.
2. In popular culture: The said the new AVD carts modeled their aesthetic over DaVon Stewart's Jawline
3. Modified usage: Florida was absolutely dismantled by Hurricane Ian - good thing DaVon was out that day.
by 2nd_most_interesting_man2122 October 27, 2022
A fake name typically used by Indian Scammers to fool people to think that they are American. But it isn't the only names. Any caucasian name that is known to billions of people can be used.
*ringtone*
Indian Scammer:Ello, tannq yu for colling Meicrosoft tech support
An old woman:What is your name?
Indian Scammer:Aruu.. errm Bob... Stewart!
And old woman:Are you American?
Indian Scammer:Yes yes
An old woman: Hello bob stewart!
Indian Scammer:Ello, tannq yu for colling Meicrosoft tech support
An old woman:What is your name?
Indian Scammer:Aruu.. errm Bob... Stewart!
And old woman:Are you American?
Indian Scammer:Yes yes
An old woman: Hello bob stewart!
by leshiy November 26, 2018
Gas stations all over upstate New York that hick kids go to when they’re bored to go eat ice cream or pizza
by threeonefiver September 18, 2021
The type of guy that eats nails for breakfast, the type of guy that rides great whites naked through whirlpools, the type of guy that puts it in your butt and makes you want it deeper, the type of guy that takes shits that bitches fight over, the type of guy that fucks first and never takes names later, BOSS ASS NIGGA, the immortal, the punisher, the big and tall the one the only, the STEW.
by SLICKPOTATOESKINS February 23, 2016