stealth bomber

noun- One who, when defecating in a stall, tries to be unseen and unheard either due to embarassment or for the adrenaline rush. See stealth bomb(noun) and stealth bombing (verb)

Erik: I know Todd is in there.. I can smell it. I hear him holding it back but some farts come out.. but I can't see his feet?

Ramit: Oh..they are raised up under the stall.... he's a stealth bomber.

Erik: Ah...

by Rudy Ratrace October 27, 2005

stealth mohammed

When you have a turtle head poking and you pull a mooney, and no-one notices the stealthy turtle head mohammed excrement.

I was in my car on the motorway, and i pulled a mooney, the guy was proper wrecked and did'nt relise it was a stealth mohammed!!!!!111!!!!1!

by Perrald August 7, 2006

stealth mode

Involves moving across the office in utter silence, utilising a deadly efficient walking method where you feet hardly touch the ground.

People can't see you move when you use Stealth Mode.

"One minute I was alone in the cubicle, then Bilbo Bog was in there with me staring at my genitals."

"He must have used Stealth Mode"

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

Stealth Torpedo

When you're having a one night stand and the girl's performance is lacking and unsatisfiying you leave a Stealth Torpedo in order to let her know to step up her game. After the unsatisfying sexual experience the unimpressed man takes a shit in the bed of the girl while she is in the bathroom or shower after her poor showing in the horizontal tango. Then the man dresses quickly and leaves before she comes back into the room. If the man is a brave soldier than he will sit outside her window in order to hear the anger/repulsion coming from her bedroom as she discovers the torpedo has struck her bed with a direct hit which usually results in a hearty belly laugh coming from the male.

Tom was so unimpressed with Sarah's performance in bed, he had to give her a stealth torpedo to let her know to try a little harder next time.

by M. Sill Squared January 21, 2009

Stealth Whale

The act of a person swimming in a pool, going underwater and swimming towards someone without them noticing. When you get near your target you launch yourself out of the water, as a whale would when breaching, and then dissapear back into the water.
BOOM, you have just been stealth whaled!

Dude, did you see that, Duncan just pulled the Stealth whale on Hayley...she did not know what hit her.

by Dean Malone March 26, 2009

stealth cock

a very sneaky cock with sly fox like abilities and possible nija powers

Matt: the stealth cock strikes again
lafanda: o baby i knew sumthin felt good in my tight butthole

by john stealth jr. June 20, 2009

3/4 Stealth Mode

The term used to describe a way of positioning your vehicle's windows so that they are 3/4 of the way rolled up. If the vehicle has rear windows, those windows should line up exactly with the front. This also accentuates the lines of the car and creates a smooth look while rollin through the hood. It is not uncommon to see this on a beater that has a purple flake paint job and twinkies but hasn't bothered to fix his A/C.

Gangsta 1 : Dat ride is hot, yo!
Gangsta 2 : Yeahh, and he's rollin in 3/4 stealth mode!
Gangsta 1 : Hot to death!
Gangsta 2 : I'd do that in my Dodge Neon, but my rear windows have cranks...
Gangsta 1 : You a fag dog!

by Da Internet Gangsta July 28, 2008