Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on

When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.

by YuOfTheNight November 05, 2019

Spongebob Shoes

A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.

Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”

Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!

by Yisrael Majority August 21, 2021

SpongeBob SquarePants

the television show about a spongy dude that wears pants with a tiny tie

“did you see the spongebob squarepants episode last night?”
“yeah! it was hilarious!”

by wassuphoez27 September 29, 2019

Dirty SpongeBob

When your fucking a girl and you accidentally cum in your homies ass

Yeah bro last night I pulled a dirty SpongeBob

by Sexcommander46 October 21, 2021

Spongebob Squarepants

A stoners favorite show!

Stoner: Hey man, let's go watch Spongebob Squarepants!!
Sober: Why? that is a kids show!
Stoner: Shut the fuck up, He is yellow and I like that
Sober: Wut

by Patrick pentagon January 04, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.

What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"

by Dave January 06, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

1. This be a Crabby Patty eatin' sea beastie who be like a sponge in his ways.
2. Sandy Squirrel lubber that be livin' in a pineapple.

Arg, there be Spongebob Squarepants, that absorbant barnacle!

by Cap'n Bob November 13, 2003