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Barking Spider

A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
by Tasty Beverage October 31, 2008
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sidesplat

A sidesplat is a shot/effect in a film in which a character, usually while walking across a street in a somewhat distracted state of mind is suddently slammed by a fast moving vehicule that explodes into the frame from offscreen left or right.
The shot often begins quietly , sometimes in slow motion, before a sudden burst of sound of the motor screaming, tires screeching, and/or horn of the vehicule. This of course adds to the jolting effect of the regular speed visual of the crash.
There are several examples of this effect from different movies.
Dude, remember when that girl got totally slammed by that car in " Edge of Darkness ". I so didn't see that coming !
That was a total sidesplat !
by Marc O.C. May 15, 2010
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Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."
by meatwhistle July 28, 2007
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Spider Queen

A pretty and nice girl until you get too close.

A spider queen gets people stuck in her web, and is usually eating at least one of her victims alive.
She seemed like a nice girl until she wasn't, but I was already in too deep. She's a spider queen.
by GarbagePailKids June 9, 2016
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Slides

Kinda like flip flops, but more commonly with socks underneath (which doesn't look too good, but are more comfortable than bare feet.)
If your gonna wear slides, remember that they look better without socks, even if it is less comfortable.
by I KAN SPEL May 5, 2022
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Dirt Spider

A person's asshole.
Dude, you played with her dirt spider?
by raudi933 September 11, 2010
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Fiesta Spider

The cute but vicious spider that's featured in many of the later Lol-Comics. It always wears a sombrero and loves Mexican food and if you bring it Chinese food, it will be upset. Often times, even when it's being flushed down a drain, it will yelp out "Fiesta!".
Dude, did you see that spider?! That was crazy...it was wearing a sombrero and it ate all my Mexican food! It looks like it doesn't want anything to do with your Chinese food. I think I heard it say "Fiesta!" too when it was going after my Mexican food! I'm going to call it the "Fiesta Spider"!
by izcool October 29, 2011
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