Soggy Turtle 

Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.

O'boy i have a soggy turtle If I don't hit the toilet he is going to be taking a swim.

Soggy Turtle by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008

soggy knob

post toileted penis when its soft and dribbling and cold not to be mistaken with soggy dick!

do not poke your girlfriend in the arm with a soggy knob as then you will be put on restrictions

soggy knob by thelittlekiwi February 16, 2005

Soggy Stanley 

A wet willy-like manuver in which the penis is covered and sweat from the taint and placed in the unsuspecting persons ear.

I want to give Dr. Ruth a soggy stanley.

Soggy Stanley by Nasty Poof January 10, 2008

Soggy Seconds

Literal: Having sex with woman who has just done the same already (most likely in an orgy situation)

Figurative: Having sex with a friend's ex-girlfriend too soon after they've broken up.

Dude! How could you fuck Rosie? Frank only broke up with her last week. Talk about soggy seconds!

Soggy Seconds by MrSoggy July 20, 2010

soggy martini 

Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.

We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.

soggy martini by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011

soggy goggles 

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.

While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.

soggy goggles by critz August 12, 2012

Soggy Nose 

When someone sucks your nose and leaves it wet with saliva.

"Errr.....Dad just gave me a soggy nose!"

Soggy Nose by Ritchiehoops May 20, 2014