Christmas Sneeze

A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!

Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."

by Tawny Rocklestein February 28, 2021

turtle sneeze

A turtle kiss gone wrong; when you stradle over someones face and try to give them a turtle kiss, instead sharting all over their face.

That turtle kiss was bad enough, but it ended up turning into a turtle sneeze.

by Alen Shravi January 18, 2010

Elephant Sneeze

The act of corking ones pork sword right before you cum causing it to build up and sneeze all the hot man milk in one giant triumphant explosion.

I covered her face with a hot steamy elephant sneeze.

by Filthy Pele February 01, 2009

Neely Sneeze

At the moment of a sneeze, block it with your left arm while shooting out your right arm like superman

Nick was gonna look bad if he sneezed in front of his really hot girlfriend, so he resorted to using the Neely Sneeze, which got him laid 5 minutes later.

by RIP and Grinder June 16, 2011

Dick Sneeze

When you sneeze and accidentally ejaculate.

Bro, last night I had definitely dick sneezed.

by mr.dicksneeze December 18, 2014

Gorilla Sneeze

When a girl sneezes like a man and almost takes paint off the walls.

Man that chick Amber has a case of the Gorilla Sneeze. I think the earths rotation shifted a bit.

by Nasty CP July 23, 2011

poop sneeze

When one lets out a little sneeze and poops. Also can be called a bean sneeze. When you snizzle so hard your beans strain and piddle comes out so fast it hurts.

(On the balcony of the resaurant in Scottsdale AZ)

P: " Theres poop on my finger"
A: "What? Poop sneeze?"

by spidertots August 20, 2011