Shlarching is a verb that comes from an act most commonly used during SCAT sex, when seminal fluid or cum is sucked from the female participants vagina, in a pig like eating fashion after the act of borud.
The newlyweds celebrated their union with a thundercats marathon, SCAT sex, borud, followed by his shlarching.
by the most gross October 8, 2011
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by KBSolutions February 4, 2012
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I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.
By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.
The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.
By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.
The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.
by deth2israel August 26, 2013
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Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.
Figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.
The movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.
As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.
As soon as my girlfriend left I snacked off on m & ms.
by Ill will skillz October 26, 2014
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