by Wordolio June 25, 2009
Get the Meat Snail mug.A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.
Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'
Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'
by schtulberg May 6, 2014
Get the Snail Eye mug.by A Col October 14, 2012
Get the Snailing/Slugging mug."When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."
by The Real Chad Sexington February 16, 2014
Get the snail facial mug.A mood where one doesn't feel like moving or doing much in general. This mood is often associated with marijuana and other drugs such as lean. This Term was first used by rapper Gabri (GLR) in Snailed out.
by GPlug January 16, 2017
Get the snailed out mug.When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.
(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.
by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021
Get the Snail skid mug.A guy that can not get it in and is slow at everything he does. Except for getting off. He will barely touch your pussy with his dick and he cums right after he barely touches your pussy.
I can not believe he is a snail trap. He didnt even get it in and he came on my leg. Just like that. Really?
by Harleequeen23 April 25, 2019
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