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Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.
Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!
by Noodle pap October 23, 2018
mugGet the Splurge and slurpmug.

Slurp Chug

A loud noise that is made when drinking something. It usually comes from the suction of the lips on the cup or glass.
Bro, that Slurp Chug was mind blowing!
by BillNye_theRussianSpy February 4, 2020
mugGet the Slurp Chugmug.

Slurp gash soda

When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.
The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.
by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018
mugGet the Slurp gash sodamug.

Slurp n' turp

When someone does something surprising, genius and slightly funny they have made a slurp n' turp action.

If you are know for doing these things often, you become a slurp n' turp.
"Wow he just build a bridge to safe a cat from across the river, that's so slurp n' turp!
by Emmachamp February 1, 2017
mugGet the Slurp n' turpmug.

double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021
mugGet the double gluck slurp 8000mug.

*slurp*

A noise used for fun that sounds like your slurping out of a straw *not used for sexual purposes*
I looked at him and went (*slurp*), and he did it back
by Slurp123 October 6, 2019
mugGet the *slurp*mug.

Slurp Disease

when one slurps doing ANYTHING.
Tim's favorite disease. (:
The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp uncontrollably.
by agw&anc April 19, 2009
mugGet the Slurp Diseasemug.

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