Slurp-up

Cumming in someone's foreskin, after which the semen in the foreskin is licked out.

Bob: Jim and I were docking and then Nancy performed a slurp-up on both of us.

by Mommyhasadirtymind August 13, 2018

Slurping Snickers

pressing your lips against someone's asshole and forcibly sucking out a turd.

"I'm meeting with Joe, might be Slurping Snickers out of him tonight."

by SnickerSlurper69 July 4, 2025

Free slurps

Not paying to get your dick sucked

Ayy girl you gonna give me some free slurps

by What the fuck it ain't working May 13, 2017

Slurp

Slurps are amazing caring people who are funny and love derkslurp. They want to work with other fandoms such as dunkins, sunraes, bebes, and more.

Slurps are derkslurp’s cool funny fandom

by diamond.x.derk January 18, 2021

slurp and sludge

When you just feel like sludging

“Holy shit man you know what I want to do? I wanna slurp and sludge so much right now”

by DropsByWil February 4, 2023

Slurping the Soup

Similar to drinking the Kool Aid, except you actively attempt to spread the beliefs.

Those MAGA idiots sure are slurping the soup!

by Bingo 33 October 27, 2023

Slurp Brain

When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.

"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."

"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"

by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017