Junk Skunk

When a dude (or chick) gets super drunk and decides to color a white strip down their pubes.

Dude I got wasted last night and got myself a junk skunk, Betsy isn't too happy!

by Phildong October 21, 2011

Skunking Around

When you are out trying to get some action when, truth be told, you aren't suppose to be.

"If Becky found out Bob was out skunking around last night, she'd drop him in a heartbeat."

by Words4Birds April 14, 2019

skunk puppet

Noun: A soiled condom used for anal sex.

Never leave your skunk puppet just laying around.

by Plac3b0 May 17, 2016

alpine skunk

Alpine skunk is a type of skunk that only lives at winter resorts. You'll never see them but you can frequently smell them on the chairlift and in the parking lot. If you complain the resort employees will pretend they don't know what you're talking about.

"You tryna take another lap, bro?"

"Yeah man, let's ride hard today. What's that smell, though?"

"Oh, must be those alpine skunks out again. Smelly fuckers."

by Tronedrone December 25, 2018

skunk 1

the dankest weed ever!!!!!!!

skunk 1 placed has 1st in the canibuss cup 3 years in a row

by CZAR (lance) October 22, 2004

afghanistan skunk

A type of weed from Afghanistan, a weed that will knock your socks off and love you til the end. God I love It!

Wandering around wondering when the world will stop spinning so you can go to sleep kinda weed,some of the greatest Afghanistan Skunk.

by Squibs August 4, 2006

Skunk-pie

1. A dirty whore's vagina after a gang bang.

2. Chick who doesn't know how to wash herself....mostly after sex acts.

"I should have worn a condom....that was a total Skunk-pie"

by PureChaos87 January 2, 2009