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Sitting on the Bench

Not even in "first base" or watching somebody else go "first base or more" with your girl. It sucks.
"When you are watching some douchebag enter First, second, or even third base or higher with the girl your into, or simply not even able to enter first base, or even the grounds, then you are "Sitting on the Bench"
by njdmanok May 27, 2012
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Shitty Douche

A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.
You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!
by HCoS JC December 8, 2014
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ShittyLipped

A sex act when the Male takes a steamy, long, fat dump on the ladies mouth and lips.
Person 1: Hey Tyler, guess what i did last night?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You know that hot chick stacey, i shittylipped her.
Person 2: No way, that is fucken awesome!
by xX-TinyLadXx- March 6, 2017
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Shitty McNitty

A person that is almost always making a bowel movement, especially while at work.
Marty- "Tom has been in the bathroom ten times today!"
Earl- "Yeah, he's a real Shitty McNitty."
by Davy Pockets March 11, 2017
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Sittin’ on a biscuit

Whew, I had a big breakfast! I’m sittin’ on a biscuit.
by Summit Waterboy July 25, 2018
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ShittyBack

When one performs a handstand and shits down their own back.
"I went to see the great Juan Massdick Gymnast Fantastic from France last night, he performed the most elegant of feats, the ShittyBack"
by CecilSexington December 16, 2018
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shitty neighbors

They bring down the entire neighborhood with their presence. They harass, intimidate, and threaten those who were here before them. They sell drugs, lie, vandalize, and steal all while raising disrespectful little, shit kids.

The female is usually fat, with glasses, and a new hair color every other week, coated in grease.

The male is usually scrawny, bug-eyed, belligerent and assholish while slanging sandwiches at Subway, or stocking canned goods at a Walmart.
Isn't that Michael Damien, and Chrystal Marie over there?

Nah. Those are just my shitty neighbors.
by Fingergunyourself March 22, 2019
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