The sims

The sims is the way the real world interacts with our simulated one by mind controlling us to make us think we’re the real ones.

Jack: aw man, I can’t wait to play the sims when I get home!
Pete: a moment of silence for our fallen comrade.

by Iamnotabotargh October 31, 2019

The sims

The sims the only game where your only job is to fuck everyone and kill all that oppose you

I made myself in The sims and bought 14 dogs. The sims free for all

by Boxedisopod February 01, 2018

Mrs. sims

A bitch that needs to get her head out of her ass its not a hat.she also has a penis

Hey girl stop being a Mrs. Sims

by Eli platt February 16, 2017

holden sims

cool better than santiago

holden sims

by emojman April 03, 2018

You are sim

Keyword for identifying known hipsters, after identification has been completed you then proceed to show a picture of infamous and controversial figure Dongsim. This is often then proceeded by commonly male and male sexual intercourse.

Man 1 : you are sim! *shows picture of Dongsim*

Man 2 : you are sim! *shows picture of Dongsim*

*violent buttsex*

by Oneygram March 09, 2024

Space Sim Enthusiast

Breathing heavy, Random erections, No Friends.

You know Dustin? He's such a space sim enthusiast, full wet him self at Yela.

by Kingaru Peakinu October 15, 2021

That got my sim very tense

What you say when you or someone else says the word frick.

Alphys: TOP 10 SHOWS THAT MAKE YOU FORGET TO DO YOUR FRICKING JOB!
Me: That got my sim very tense

by JayMoneySpamsL2 July 19, 2020