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A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.
A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.
by chillaxin-mo September 23, 2012
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Jake Shaffer

A meanie butthole who will try to control your life and act "depressed" and has sex with fat red heads. Do not date a jake ladies or gentlemen
OMG! He is such a jake shaffer! Don't trust him.
by Lindyt33 November 16, 2018
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some that goes down on a girl; likes to eat the "cat" or pussy.
They call alex seafood king.
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Shafe

An annoying person who ugly and thinks he cute makes fun of people but never looks at himself and he is always nasty
Class: shafe coming
Teacher: Run and hide we are having a lockdown
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shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.
I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock
by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010
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Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder

Discovery by Tyrone Cadillac Hiffman, Ghd and Winky Shaffer Ghd

Category - Mood Disorder

Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.

Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.

Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.

Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
by allforone23 July 15, 2010
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