Hidden Salami

When a girl goes down on you and tries to unbutton your pants, whilst you have a raging boner. The act of unbuttoning the trousers is a sensual release and an immediate shock, sometimes resulting in your rustic pork tenderloin smashing her in the face. The sound is quite amusing.

Dude that bitch loved it when she found my Hidden Salami

Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!

She loved my steak hitting her face!

by Tezza Devlin May 11, 2010

salami

Gossip which is not derogatory, more informative and entertaining.

How was the party last night? Any salami?

by Slammer May 12, 2004

Slamin' it

The action a girl does when she engages in self pleasuring, also known as masterbation.

Erich: damn that girl's ugly. i bet no man would ever touch that ass.

Will: I bet that fugly bitch goes home and SLAMS it all day.

Erich: haha Slamin' it

by will weeks number one August 6, 2009

Salami curtains

When a girls vagina lips are so big and stretched out, and resembles salami, that it looks like she has pair of salami curtains. Also if she doesn't have good hygiene as well.

"Dude last night I was going down on girl, and noticed that she had some salami curtains going on."

"Ewwww gross!"

"Yeah bro I know. They were so stretched out that I nearly had a mouthful."

"I'm never eating salami again. Fuck that."

by Kendall noel May 4, 2016

Salami Sweat

The sweat that collects between the shaft and the balls that tends to smell over time; stank dick. Relative to "swamp ass" & "fromunda cheese"

Just worked a double, the salami sweat is real.

by Jenn_nJooce April 20, 2017

Salamina

Pleb

Salamina is the definition of pleb.

by UnknownAudi May 29, 2019

Salami slopping

another way to say meat riding/meat munching

Guy 1: Bro, Scott the Woz sucks since he hates RPGs

Guy 2: What the fuck is your reasoning

Guy 3: Yo guy 1 is so right onggg

Guy 2: Quit salami slopping

by isimpmaybe November 7, 2022