secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.

Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!

by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012

secret starfish

Butt hole

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.

by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017

Secret Secret Dino Club

An awesome band who's words describe my life. They're very relatable. From Saratoga Springs, NY just waiting for their time to make it big.

Girl 1: Have you heard Secret Secret Dino Club's song 'When I was 16?'
Girl 2: Hell yeah! It's amazing.

by Flamingo3 June 9, 2011

Dark Secret

When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.

"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

Secret Societies

Just a bunch of people getting together, doing stuff, and then not telling other people about it

I heard that Jeffrey's in the Knights Templar 2, it's one of those secret societies.

by bees on pie April 7, 2017

secret poets

The secret poet is someone who has discovered their talent for poetry but doesn't have the courage to share his/her works witht he world. These people may only share their writings with their most closest and trustworthy friends

Secrey poets can be anyone. Mostly, they are the ones who are depressed. They usually never to be in the mood they appear to be in. And, they never follow the crowd.

by Eanne May 13, 2005

secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.

EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”

by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019