Riding the tornado is phrase that originated in Kansas. It means for a man to engage in solo sexual activity or masturbation, using your hand in a whirling motion, mimicking a the motion of a tornado.
by randomhow April 5, 2011

A best friend that's been there for you through everything and has had your back no matter what. She'll fight a hoe for you or cuss out a boy if need be. Hold onto a ride real tight if you should come across one.
by Indiana.jonessss June 22, 2018

liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance
jenna: what’s a fruit ride??
liana: i said free ride….
jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
jenna: what’s a fruit ride??
liana: i said free ride….
jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023

by D duzzz October 17, 2017

by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019

“Me and Connor slammed 6 eccies each last night”
“Aye I saw the snapchat, you cunts we’re both riding jaw pretty hard”
“Aye I saw the snapchat, you cunts we’re both riding jaw pretty hard”
by Yeticunt November 1, 2018

The term "Bumper Ride" is a regional term originating in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio with nearly the same meaning as the term "skeetch," but suburbanized and without city bravado. Due to the snowy roads in the city, kids often hitched a ride by staying low and grabbing on to the rear bumper of a vehicle at a stop sign and 'skiing' the road, more like 'water-skiing,' and released hold of the rear bumper when reacing their destination. Avoiding detection was key, due to the hidden nature of the liability incurred by the driver. Sadly, chrome bumpers are no longer made on cars and the tradition has fallen by the wayside.
Derek caught a "bumper ride" all the way to his street and only walked a block instead of 12 blocks.
by mangledsaxon May 26, 2012
