retarded swamp goblin 

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

retarded swamp goblin by Red D April 2, 2008

Retarded Exclamation Point 

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.

Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.

Retarded Exclamation Point by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

retarded randy 

the process in which one retards hismself to the point of blurting out sarcastic remarks and hoping everyone will think they are funny. And he has a beard.

dude you are such a retarded randy. no one is impressed.

retarded randy by retarded randy May 3, 2008

retarded cunt 

To defined a stupid woman in a derrogatory manner.

Melanie is crossed eye, and a retarded cunt.

retarded cunt by RonnieYVR November 14, 2007

Retarded Animal Babies 

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.

Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules

Retarded Animal Babies by Who cares? October 10, 2005

retarded smart

Someone who is so smart, it's mind-boggling and makes others feel retarded in their presence.

Person 1. "Wow, man you like programmed that router in like 15 seconds and fixed the problem..."

Person 2. "Yeah, I have my moments."

Person 1. "Dude, you are retarded smart."

retarded smart by Lauro Chavez November 5, 2007

Retarded Shark 

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.

Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*

Retarded Shark by yourmatha July 4, 2011