Summer reading

When your significant other says they are going to do there summer reading and they are actually fucking some other bitch

My boyfriend is doing his summer reading

My girlfriend loves doing summer reading

by FuckingTriggeredAssHoe August 21, 2018

reading Harry Potter

NZ School boy slang for masterbation

Bill's mum caught him "reading Harry Potter", in the shower.

by Jeremy Thomson September 24, 2007

redingle

A corruption of the word Redonkulous, which is in itself a corruption of Rediculous.

Man, Ryan Slute looks redingle in that pink t-shirt

by 1298dkkfuu84 October 3, 2007

Reggings

comfortable clothing that shows off your beautiful body parts and the sexiest person ever

I really like when you wear those reggings emily there really make you look good.

by twashhhh March 31, 2009

reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.

I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!

by jawaid man March 3, 2009

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010

reading a textbook

An activity that extremely mentally accelerated individuals do not choose to partake in from the perceived notion that it is a waste of time for their intellectual pursuits; for others this also means running their head into a brick wall and trying to find things to highlight that could possibly be meaningful for future reference when in reality it only devalues the book's resale value.

Kyle doesn't partake in a reading a textbook cause otherwise it'd be a Chiang reaction of boredom; but that's because he's smarft. Such smarft wow.

by That handle is already in use July 11, 2014