nose recorder

an aesthetically pleasing woodwind that is powered off of the bones 80 000 men, a true work of art that can only be described as talent, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique.

@filthyfrank

"hey m9 im boutta smash this nose recorder with my hairy nostril wanna see"
"dude"
"bro"
"fuCK YEAH I WANNA SEE THAT SHIT"

by lmaoiwannadie November 23, 2017

broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

delicious record

A sexy piece of music

That's a delicious record

by Hotly at 6 o'clock March 16, 2017

is-land records

Big Shaq's famous words, said in an interview with the BBC.

Interviewer - What label were you at yesterday?
Big Shaq - Is-Land Records

by AlexDeMaster February 15, 2018

Record Suspension

A record suspension is the Canadian terminology for what is internationally known as a "pardon"; to suspend a criminal record means to remove it from public access. Record Suspension Services of Canada provides information and services for this process.

March 13, 2012

"I'm applying for a job and they're going to do a background check, I need to get a record suspension!"

by CanadaLaw101 October 7, 2012

Phallus Record

A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.

"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

stuck like a record

A situation or incident that keeps getting stuck like a record and does not progress.

Certain people are habituated to being stuck like a record.

by doodling July 1, 2011