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Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.
It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.
by Ben Doverplease December 6, 2020
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Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.
"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"
by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012
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NCR Veteran Ranger

A form of NCR Troopers that are considered to be the best of the best. Legend has it they chew nails and spit napalm.
by JabWasHere March 11, 2021
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Range anxiety

The fear of driving to places in your electric car as you are convinced your battery will run out en route,
Dan never went downtown in his Nissan Leaf even though he had plenty of juice. He has severe range anxiety.
by EV Moose September 5, 2011
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ring ranger

A person that gets pleasure out of raming the cock in another man ass
Rowan is a fuckin ring ranger
by Dark.Yoda March 24, 2003
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dirty park ranger

man who runs aorund public parks showing young women certain parts of their anatomy specificly the penis.
charly avenells dad is a dirty park ranger
by oliver byant February 15, 2009
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early Rangel

the act of premature ejaculating, even before intercourse takes place.
Darn it! I was gonna have sex with Melissa, but when she took off her bra, I got so excited I committed an early Rangel.
by Cheif November 28, 2004
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