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Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.
Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.
by Txft June 18, 2020
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raccoons asshole

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”
by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 9, 2021
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National Raccoon Day

On September 19th, everyone in texas get a raccoon and give it cotton candy and watch a raccoon do what a raccoon does
Look, that raccoon has cotton candy, Must be National Raccoon Day.
by JoeMa_ April 4, 2023
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Raccoon Roundup

The act of spreading corn on a ranch road, waiting a couple hours until dark, then driving along that road with a spotlight, and killing every raccoon you see
We had a great raccoon roundup last weekend. Pew! Pew! Pew!
by Yourturdness June 7, 2017
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Grindr Raccoon

A "Grindr Raccoon" is a playful term coined to describe an individual who frequents dating apps, particularly Grindr, not necessarily to seek meaningful connections, but rather to scavenge through a plethora of matches with little regard for quality. Similar to a raccoon rummaging through trash bins, a Grindr Raccoon sifts through numerous profiles, often engaging in superficial or fleeting relationships, akin to find "garbage" connections. The term humorously captures the tendency of some to prioritize quantity over quality.
Joe joked with his friends that he was turning into a "Grindr Raccoon" after spending countless hours swiping through dating apps realizing he settled for the closest person despite their lack of connection.
by AttackLife6 April 11, 2024
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Raccoon mentality

When a person is solemnly drawn or returns to the garbage he was associated with in the past. The desire to remain in a state of mediocrity. The will not to evolve in your situation.
That’s Raccoon mentality to return to you’re ex.

You’re still doing this job?! Got to get done with that Racc (Rax) mentality bro.

You’re a Racc to return see that guy (girl,…)
by GloriousPump February 18, 2024
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raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
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