painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.

Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"

by Hippoguru September 16, 2016

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.

Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.

by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016

Painting pumpkins

The act of going to a girl house and cumming al over her ass during the fall season

Matt loves painting pumpkins

Yo anyone wanna paint my pumpkin tonight

Yeah man I totally painted her pumpkin last night

by Donkehlover October 17, 2016

punting apples

"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."

ie. "I was going to go to mass today, but Morgan convinced me that punting apples is way more fun."

by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017

painting her fingernails

Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.

Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.

She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

Painting

An action of putting your feelings in Form of drawing sauce, Of which the color is depending on the feeling, on a white sheet/paper/touchy drawing computer. The Artist, though, has to suffer a certain amount of pain while creating the piece for it to be called a "painting" (pain-ting)

"Do you hear that?"

"Oh, yeah, lemme check if she's OK.

" uh, Michelle are you OK?"
*Michelle sits on the floor crying, with a canvas in front of her*
" oh, nevermind, she's just painting. "

by Mochii chii January 14, 2019

painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019