crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019

TSA Promise

A lie, basically.

Commonly used by the management at The TSA Group to make you do things.

Agent 1: "My manager said that I'll be a 2IC if I follow the glide path"

Agent 2 "Dude, that's a TSA promise"

by Streuth December 2, 2019

Promise Ring

A ring that a boy typically gives a girl to show how committed they are to them. It’s a promise for the future that they will still be together and no matter what happens he’ll forever be by her side through sickness and health. A promise for them to be married in the future✨🤞🏻

He got her a promise ring to prove to her the love he’ll forever hold onto until they’re vowels are spoken💭”

by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019

Promise ring

A ring that a boy typically gets a girl to prove his immortal love for her. A promise for the love he tends to hold onto and that he’ll forever stay by her until they’re vowels are spoken✨🤞🏻

He got a promise ring for his girlfriend to promise they’re marriage will soon to happen one day.

by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019

bestfriend promise

a promise between best friends that if you break it the friendship breaks as well, a best friend promise is so meaningful and powerful that it is stronger than the friendship. never break a best friend promise, you’ll regret it. you will loose your bestfriend

bestfriend promise? yes
broke the promise{
lost a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019

best friend promise

a best friend promise is the strongest promise you will ever make with your best friend.. if you break a best friend promise with your best friend and break it you have also broken a friendship, don’t break a best friend promise if that’s the last thing to do. you will loose a best friend.

best friend promise? yes
breaks promise

looses a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019

Promise

It means something that you can’t break. Ever.

stranger things S1 E2

Mike: I won’t tell her about you, I promise.

El: Promise?
Mike: it means something you can’t break. Ever.

*mikes mom yells for him*
Mike: please *then shuts closet door to hide el*

by Mouthbreather04 December 28, 2017