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procrasturbation

Excessive procrastination and/or the act of enjoying putting off your work to an abnormal degree.
Becky's poor study skills and tendency toward procrasturbation were starting to affect her grades adversely.
by Louella Pruitt March 8, 2009
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Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.
Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?
by jerrie006 May 11, 2014
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Procrastibation

When you are working but can't deny the impulse to sneak out a cheeky wank.
'What are you doing right now?'

'I'm procrastibating.'

'Bro when you gonna get those vocals over man need to get the mix complete and deadlines in a week'

'I'm sorry man, been procrastibating too much'

'Work and play should be separated. Procrastibation is not to be trifled with lightly.'
by Sol Arc Nil January 10, 2017
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Procrastibation

To delay or postpone action; put off doing something to masturbate.
Teacher: "Jake did you do your homework last night"

Jake: "No I'm sorry I was up all night doing some procrastibation"

"Yo bro I failed all my tests today. I was up all night procrastibating"
by Procrastibator OG January 18, 2017
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Procrastibation

Wanking to avoid work and chores or to pass the time
Man final year exams are coming up but all i have achieved are hours of procrastibation!!
by Billgoatireland September 24, 2018
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Procrastibation

Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.
"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"
by card declined at rehab smh October 13, 2020
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Procrasturbation

The act of leaving from one area, to retreat to a private area where one can masturbate.
"Dude, Cody was in the bathroom for like an hour! Probably doing a little Procrasturbation..."
by foxfoxfox101 April 24, 2009
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