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Potato

THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING VEGETAL EVER, I MEAN GOD, LOOK AT ITS BEAUTY, YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THIS FUCKER, IT WILL DEMOLISH YOUR TASTE BUDS, SO WATCH OUT WHEN EATING THAT BADASS VEGTAL
Damn that potato is good!
Holy shit the potato destroyed my taste buds!
Potato...
by PotatoIsTheBest May 6, 2018
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

POTATO

The. Best. Thing. That. Will. Ever. Happen. To. You. 😀
by Omahgoigosh he. THICC October 13, 2019
mugGet the POTATOmug.

potato

potato is known to be a new super cool word. if you use it, people will for sure think you are so cool and want to have sex wwith you. Use it when a person is about to ask you something really imporatnt say it.
p1 : so when are we having...
p2.: potato
p1: ok
by stylish potato check February 14, 2020
mugGet the potatomug.

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods
Person: praise the potato gods

other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato
by Cheesy Boi May 19, 2020
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

A word that gets used by random people because they think they’re fucking funny
by Fattus Twattus October 24, 2019
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