pooperhole

The most coveted hole on the human anatomy. If you are let in or possess the back-door-key, the heavens will open and a light will shine down upon you as you liberally coat your lil saint with lubriderm and devastate the pooperhole.

I'll be yer boyfriend... smooch on yer pooperhole all through the superbowl...
~MC Paul Barman

by Simmah March 5, 2004

pooper noodle

A secret word for anal seepage.

*anal seepage* Oops, I think pooper noodle!

by mad_muffinz November 28, 2006

poopertunity

The opportunity to poop at work

Hey man, I have a great poopertunity while the boss is gone, I'll be back in an hour.

by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012

pooper doodle

When you fuck a chick up the ass without a condom on and after blowing a milky-chocolate load on her back your member is still covered in shit. ass blow load shit cock

I had a pooper doodle the other night after fucking Kate

by Monstervf May 27, 2017

bag pooper

A person who poops in a bag. The bag can be paper or plastic. Anyone who takes a dump in a bag.

J: "oh shit, I can't find a fuckin toilet!" Hey, I guess I could take a dump in this newspaper rain bag.....

(Takes a dump in the bag)

B: I guess that makes you a bag pooper!

by Plastic bag poopin' mofo May 13, 2008

poopersnickle

used to define a series of letters that are not, in direct sequence, a word.

Just because it is on urban dictionary doesn't mean it is a word; I could put poopersnickle on there, but that doesn't make it legitimate.

by Aaron A. Aaronberg March 8, 2009

Pooper Pounding

To take a cock furiously in the butthole.

I couldn't believe what a whore Suzy was until I saw her take a pooper pounding by her German Shepherd and anal creampied the cum into a glass and drink it down for a pack of smokes.

by Anal Czar September 12, 2010