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meat pony 

when your to lazy to do missionary
i m stuffed how about you get on top and ride the meat pony
meat pony by grom1t February 5, 2010

my pretty pony 

A phrase to describe an adult who remains trapped in a childish worldview and is therefore unwilling to deal with reality, instead reverting to the benign idealism of her early days playing "My Little Pony" and brushing her doll's hair.
She wanted it written into the divorce agreement that their five-year-old has to spend every birthday until he's eighteen with her, since they happen to have the same birthday...she's so...my pretty pony.

She was far too "my pretty pony" to deal with the IRS's lien notice. "How can I possibly pay my $2000 tax debt," she reasoned as she burned the letter, "when there are Gucci handbags to buy?"

My Little Pony: Friendship is magic 

An amazing cartoon whose fan base consists of not only little girls, (and is not limited too...) teenage guys and older known as "bronies". It is well liked for the show's interesting plot lines, well developed characters, and nostalgic feel. Often times Bronies will be ridiculed by idiots who think guys are weird for watching a show with a target demographic of toddlers, but almost all of the time, the ridiculers have never seen one episode and jump to the conclusion that anyone over the age of 13 that watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a loser. This is not true, in fact, many Bronies are often smarter and much better people than losers who insult you for watching the show.
1) If everyone watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, then there would be world peace.

2) If only people would watch an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before insulting others.
1) To pay up
2) To put money down

Originating from the latin word "Pone" (said like pony), which means money. The phrase Pony Up came from putting your money up on the table in a game of chance. Hence' Pone (Pony) up on the table.


In Poker: The ante's just been raise, so pony up boys,

In General: Urgh, the ring I've been looking at is expensive, but sooner or later I'll have to pony up the dough.
Pony Up by Xenoranger February 13, 2009

Balonga Pony 

Term used to describe the male sexual organ.
Tonight she going for a ride on my Bolonga Pony!
Balonga Pony by Larryfun September 4, 2005

One Horse Pony 

A sexual position where a larger woman uses a strap-on (Horse) to peg a smaller man (the pony)
“Awh man that stripper Jaquanda brought out the One Horse Pony last night, I can’t walk
One Horse Pony by Joeyb December 23, 2020