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platonicule

damn who are you all
we're the platonicule
by 329329329329 October 18, 2025
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Platonic Hate

Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.
Person one: “I hate you so much
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”

Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”
by untangy October 30, 2025
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Non-Platonic Hate

A hate towards a person, derived from sexual emotions.
Bb didn't want sum fuk. I am experiencing unexpected Non-Platonic Hate.
by Pinostar November 9, 2017
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Revenge Platonic

Getting back at your significant other for having non-sexual relationships with members of the opposite sex by going out and finding members of the opposite sex to have non-sexual relationships with.
I’m gonna have to go revenge platonic on you for you seeing your ex-boyfriend for lunch.
by eatmorchickn April 14, 2021
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Is it platonic?

1. When you realise that feeling for somebody might just not be platonic.

2. When someone your interested keeps shutting you down.
"The way I feel around them- Is it platonic?"
or
"Oh... Is it platonic?"
by Ioskys April 17, 2023
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caged plutonium which is a transuranic material that has a half-life of 24,065 years, making it decay (into different elements) inside a zinc-aluminum hull (the aluminum delicates due to the radiation and thus might crumble depending on the weight of plutonium-239) but doesn't rust as easily due to the zinc coating
"Our team have created a simulation of the half-life decay of plutonium-239 in a zinc-aluminum material lined caging scenario."
by outrageously long vocabulary November 26, 2024
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