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Pirate day 

The weekend following the first week in April. A celibration originaly started in East Brunswic New jersey, Till this day no one knows why it exsits.

The Rules of Pirate Day.
1. Following wakeing up, dress scervy.
2. Go out and break somthing followed by the theft of something.
3. Following your day of Pillageing, start your night with much alchohal and illagl substanences.
4. Repeat all night.
Hey do you know whne Pirate day is this year?

yea april 7th
Pirate day by Wund3rBr3Ad April 24, 2006
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Pirate Maneuver 

You do anal with a chubby girl, smack her ass and then ride the waves.
I did the Pirate Maneuver with Jen last night.

We both got some booty, awwww yeah...
Pirate Maneuver by HomerSampson December 22, 2010

Pirate texting 

When someone gets very very drunk and decides it's a good idea to text someone they really shouldnt...except the only way to not see 2 screens of their mobile is to close one eye - like a pirate! Haha!
'OMG i was so drunk last night i ended up pirate texting Bill'
Pirate texting by Jen Brown March 27, 2007

Pirate Red Mage 

Like a Red Mage, only with some Pirate added in for good measure. Is primarily a Pirate before a Red Mage. Uses Airships as main form of transportation.
Greg might have come acroper of that sea serpent, if he hadn't been packing LIT3, being a Pirate Red Mage and all.
Pirate Red Mage by Maxx Power January 13, 2007

Pirate Doubloon 

The most awesome form of currency to ever exist. basic shape is round, approximately 1-2 inches across and made of pure pirate gold. One side always has a jolly roger on it (skull and crossbones) and the other can have anything from a dead ninja to Chuck Norris.
Pirate 1: Arr, Matey! what plan ye to spend ye Pirate doubloons on?
Pirate 2: Arr! Wenches and alcohol. Ye self?
Pirate 1: Arr! the same.
Pirate 2: Arr!
Pirate 1: lets go kill some ninjas, Arr!
Pirate 2: About bloody time, Arr!
Pirate Doubloon by Spencer Crispin October 30, 2008

Pirate's Breakfast 

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.
I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?
Pirate's Breakfast by Shile July 12, 2007

pirate neutral 

When you offset the act of downloading a copyrighted movie by checking with a friend to see if they have either seen it at the theatre or bought it on DVD.
Pauline had already seen "Star Wars - Episode 19" in a theatre, so Barney was pirate neutral when he downloaded it from one of the Torrent sites.
pirate neutral by Wonfuji January 29, 2009