Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020

The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783
Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?
by Captain Slap Jack May 10, 2021

When a woman drinks a lot of vodka and forces herself to throw up in a condom. Afterwards, she will freeze the condom to use as a dildo for later.
by H4XOR13 February 14, 2020

Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.
by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

When you get disrupted mid process of laying a pipeline and have to cut it off before it is all out.
by Tjedor January 30, 2023

A bunch of Deltarune AUs where you stack the Other Puppet on another one over and over, and then- Alright it's basically a game of telephone, except it's passing Kris and Spamton around whilst swapping them, each with their own unique soundtracks!
I love the Puppet Pipeline
The Pipeline's where I stay
If you don't like the pipeline,
That's simply just okay
I love the puppet pipeline,
It's filled all our goats
Making peak like 1.2.3..
To shove it down our throats
The Pipeline's where I stay
If you don't like the pipeline,
That's simply just okay
I love the puppet pipeline,
It's filled all our goats
Making peak like 1.2.3..
To shove it down our throats
by dessertAfterDinner July 13, 2025

The North Dakota Pipeline is a sexual act during anal sex where a woman takes a bunch of laxatives and the man will to finish before they take effect. This originates from the Keystone oil spill in North Dakota. Not to be confused with the Alaskan Pipeline.
Tom tried the North Dakota Pipeline and was not able to finish in time to avoid the mess....Too bad for Tom.
by Sweede1996 June 14, 2018
