Pimp

A faggot afraid that he will be accused of his true inner feelings so he hangs out with some female friends that he paid to spread around the word that he is a "PIMP"
Hired Slut: Leave him alone hes a pimp.
Me: Who Earl? He never even touched a pussy in his life.
Earl: Actually me and my sister took a bath together when I was 4 then I sliped and.... BS
by Cereal August 06, 2004
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Any governing body and representatives who tax you needlessly, pays themselves and their employees more than they're worth, and when you file your taxes late charges you interest. On the other hand, when government has to give you back a refund or owes you from your tax return, no interest is paid to you if it is filed late.
Oh shit! I just filed my taxes late, now the fucking pimp is gonna fuck me with no vaseline by charging me interest too. Don't I feel like a bitch.
by Pussy Robber January 29, 2008
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Marc iz such a Pimp I love that bitch
by Marc is cool January 31, 2008
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A rich man (or women) with lots of little girls ranging from the age of 10 to 25 who sell themselves for sex and in turn gives the money they earnt to their *pimp*! get it??
the woman off eastenders who tryed to prostitute zoe when she ran away after finding out her sister is her mother *GASP EVREYONE*.
by tinytiger March 21, 2004
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PIMP=P.I.M.P.= Playa In the Music Profession, as stated by The Crunkmonster himself, Nick at Nite, on the big station 92.9 WBLX.
by DaFritMan May 01, 2004
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a guy was walking doen the street and picked up a girl and she wante dto say "man you a plimp" which means cool,but she said pimp.Means to pimp,a pimpin guy
"Man that Tydell is such a pimp nigga"
by Evan September 17, 2004
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1. Tight. kewl.
2. Duz NOT mean Pee-in-my-pants for all the othat peeps.
3. IT ACTUALLY stands for PuSsy-In-My-Position NOT Pee-in-my-pants.
1. Yo! Dat car is pimp like wo!
2.Neva eva say dis pplz ya'll sound like idiots.
3. Pussy-in-my-position is da real deal.
by ~[[Deezy*Like*Oooweezy*]]~ December 12, 2003
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