An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023
Get the Peyton Parrishmug. The sweetest girl alive. She is the most trustworthy person you will ever met. She can keep a secret for years and years. She is hands down the most caring girl you can imagine. But if you get on her bad side. You will regret it. Don’t ever upset a Peyton. She will make sure you get was you deserve. Peytons tend to be smart, athletic, fit and beautiful. She is very emotional tho and she will often cry for no reason. And when she is sad she will always fake a smile. Luckily her best friend always notices. She is loving and will always fight for you. Never ever loose her.
Harry: oh my god.. who was that. She must have been the prettiest girl alive
Jaime: that’s my pest friend Peyton
Jaime: that’s my pest friend Peyton
by Joemamma’s daddy October 19, 2019
Get the Peytonmug. by 123456bgff September 16, 2020
Get the peytonmug. A very awesome and funny girl
by Eminemstan17 March 7, 2022
Get the Peyton Listmug. A ginger who hates his mother and has a crippling nicotine addiction he loves food and hit puberty in the 10th grade he has a android phone with a messed up screen but that doesn’t stop him from Snap chatting his friend tristen Cox’s lover Lexi Starr he is usually made fun of by others and his best friend samuel hines let’s him stay at his house as long as he wants and play his Xbox at any time he works at jacks and hates his co workers he makes fun of dead people and will be a virgin forever
by Kingcrip July 15, 2019
Get the Peyton Yatesmug. When you do a girl but she backs out half way threw do you have to finish on your dog, but the dog walks out on you so you have to call your bro over do you can finish but it’s been to long and you can’t find your close because your girl threw them out so you ask him if you guys want to watch Phineas and ferb but your bro awkward he strips so it reliefs tension but it’s just adds more tension but he can’t find his clothes because the naked troll took his clothes so we decided to just watch the show but there’s a draft so you guys have to cuddle in silence, and in the morning you wake up to someone knocking at your door and it’s your mother and your bro still at your house and your both naked so bro hides with the naked troll in the magical closet, and your mom comes in to see you naked so she leaves but when you go to open the magical closet your friend has lived 100 lifetimes and he hasn’t aged then he jumps out your window and kills himself and the naked troll comes out and says “ he killed him self with that, huh litaway”
by Nich cutting ham August 5, 2024
Get the Dirty Peytonmug. by Cowboy412 June 7, 2021
Get the Peytonmug.