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Parole Gold

Urine that is purchased from another

Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.

It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.

Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble

Offender Jerry Ware: Why?

Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked

Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
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Paroleion

Someone who was concieved by two convicts on parole.. Someone concieved on a conjugal visit.
I met my wife at the parole office, 9 months later we had our first paroleion ..
That kid aint Caucasian, hes paroleion my dad monitered his conception at folsom.
by HATER'08'er December 27, 2020
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parionoidschizofrantic

A slandering word used by psychiatrist who practiced eugenics and believed the disabled where schiz diseased root of the organism state tree of life. Paronoid and frantic because they where being sent to the treatment chamber’s
The parionoidschizofrantic was paranoid and frantic becouse he coul smell gas on the way to the treatment chambers
by Shazamhammer1 February 23, 2021
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Parody Samaaj

A group of people on Twitter that criticizing the Indian government hardly.
Some of the Members of Parody Samaaj : Rofl Gandhi, PunSter, Aak Thu, Chee Newz, GuDarshan news, Baburao Ganpatrao Aapte, NarundarM, Papa Tweets, Aflatoon, GD narbakshi, Anjana Om Modi, OK report, Libtardu, Bachpan Amitabh, Fake patrkar, Guruji, GaddJP, RoflNadda, Rofl Republic, RoflDon, Sudhir Chaudhary(parody), PORNab, Whatsapp University, Munnabhai MBBS and many more handles on twitter.
Parody Samaaj
by Twitter Parodies March 15, 2021
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parold

harry styles x pilgrim harry. the back on the vinyl poster also known as parold.
NO! turn parold over to the yellow side.
by yourfavcheerleader March 31, 2021
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Parody Rationality

Parody Rationality, also Mock Rationality, is the act of mocking rationality or rationalism in a satirical way. Parody Rationality can refer to criticism to excess of rationality or rationalism and it can also refer to the idea of use nonsense rationality and arguments in order to criticize excess of rationalism or even to the use of alternative forms of rationality, mainly appealing to spirituality and esoterics in order to criticize positivism, materialism or scientism. Parody rationality often seeks to chalenge rationality and rationalists but it can also have different purposes and goals.
“Parody rationality is really good to mess with neopositivists and with people who thinks literally everything should be based on rationalism, neopositivism and scientism. But it’s necessary to know how to use it for avoid situations like post-modernism usually to lead even parody rationality can be considered as a post-modernist creation as well.
by Full Monteirism April 29, 2021
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Pairin

1) Average furry

2) Feet licker
3) Ketchup enthusiast
4) Twitter user
5) Furry licker

6) Dwarf
That hoe is such a pairin
by sex with cups 3000 November 28, 2021
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