oxford comma

an oxford comma is a small curly-que of a turd squeezed out onto your dick when you are fucking a girl doggy-style.

so i was fucking your sister last night and when she came she gave me an oxford comma.

by magnitogorsk May 2, 2010

oxford coma

When you drink a liter of vodka before you say the word "and."

I totally went into an Oxford coma at that party last night.

by Idontposthere July 11, 2016

Opportunity Cost

The collective benefits citizens could be enjoying today IF the Democrats had spent their time legislating instead of temper tampering from 2017 through 2020

The opportunity costs to our urban populations will probably never be completely tallied.

by Grammy44 February 6, 2020

Equal opportunity friend

A person of a minority race used by a large group of white people to make them seem less racist.

"There are too many whities at this party, someone call

Tyrone, our equal opportunity friend, before this starts looking like a KKK convention".

by Whiteymcwhiterson September 15, 2011

opkors

Of course. When you agree with somebody on something.

- He is damn smart.
- Opkors he is, after finishing Harvard university you would've been smart too.

by ZonDer April 7, 2010

oppornudity

Situations and weather conditions that allow you to flaunt your body

Summer is a big oppornudity for some women.

by Jpeperina August 4, 2011

Oxford

• noun vulgar slang 1 a man’s genitals. 2 an unpleasant or stupid person.

— ORIGIN Home Countries.

Charles is such a oxford, he thinks nob should be spelt with a K.

I'll show you my oxford if you show me yours.

by Adam Prest March 29, 2010