One eyed wal-eye

A penis.

Godfrey, really likes One eyed wal-eye's.

by Brodaaaaaaa September 15, 2011

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

by Einey April 8, 2010

one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 11, 2017