Joel's Watch

The act of pulling down your pants, wrapping your penis across your wrist like a timepiece, then yelling, "Hey everybody, look at my new watch!"

I went to this crazy party last night, and I even saw some guy show everybody his Joel's Watch.

by gotgolf72 September 30, 2006

WATCHING CARTOONS

TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT YOUR PARENTS KNOWLEDGE.

1)"NO MOM, WE WEREN'T HAVE SEX, WE WERE WATCHING CARTOONS"

2)CARRIE:"HEY CALEB, WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM AND WATCH CARTOONS?' *WINK* *WINK*

by SCARRIEFAIRY July 14, 2008

Sin Watch

Sin watch is when you try and help a person who gives their permission to keep an eye on them and you give them support so they won't sin.

I put myself on sin watch so I wouldn't use a mosque as a urinal or a shitter again.

by The Moody Poet January 07, 2007

watch the dog

Homosexual relations, man on man loving.

Apparently, Alex and Bobby watch the dog all the time...

by Billy Nubbin August 10, 2006

minge watching

When you binge watch a show with a girl that you don't want to watch with the hopes that it will somehow result in sex

Guy 1: Bro, have you seen Pretty Little Liars?
Guy 2: OMG YES, IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW! Why did you watch it though?
Guy 1: Um, I was minge watching it with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Oh right, yeah same, I hate that show.

by DjangoTheMysterious February 03, 2016

Eyefully watching

Watching someone in a creepy and sneaky way.

Stop eyefully watching me!

by prpPRP February 18, 2017

watching cats

viewing pussy, watching porn

Joe spent hours watching cats on the internet.

by Arsewhole February 19, 2014