Originally meaning teacher's pet/suckup/brown-noser, this word has come to have a variety of other meanings now as well. The word tool in its latest and most common meaning originated from the USMA and USMA Prep School at West Point, New York (USMA=United States Military Academy)during the mid-late 1980s. One James Maynard Keenan attended West Point but dropped out eventually. He then created the popular band known as tool. An intersting factoid is that although keenan is now bald, in his school pictures from west point, he has what most call a "full head of hair." In some cases the word tool is used to mean dick.
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by Gawdl0l0l0l0l0l0l January 04, 2009
noun:
1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity
2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde
3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers
4:a band
1:one who is lacking in mental capabilities or sanity
2:one who is technically intelligent but can not control inner stupidity or inner blonde
3:military officer incapable of understanding given information or correctly using task procedures, leading to misdirected, misplaced cadets or soldiers
4:a band
1:
TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha
sane person: woah, take it easy tool!
2:
TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today!
sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde
3:
LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else?
Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north
LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?
TOOL:guahlosoubleeeeeeeeepbaahaahaha
sane person: woah, take it easy tool!
2:
TOOL2:ummm i dont know, but i dont know! see it makes sense yesterday, but not today!
sane person2: so much for your 95% average! maybe you should dye your hair blonde
3:
LtCol Nobrain: So Sgt Bloggins, where is everyone else?
Sgt Bloggins: Well ma'am, you told them to go north, and uh there's a shark infested ocean to the north
LtCol Nobrain: is that bad?
by GHtool July 12, 2006
A person who lets himself be used by others.
That kid that people only know because they are friends with his girlfriend.
Someone who doesn't have his own opinion and trys to fit in by adopting the opinion of others.
A guy who is whipped.
Someone who can't have a normal one on one conversation with somebody because his only intention is to impress others.
That kid that people only know because they are friends with his girlfriend.
Someone who doesn't have his own opinion and trys to fit in by adopting the opinion of others.
A guy who is whipped.
Someone who can't have a normal one on one conversation with somebody because his only intention is to impress others.
Justin- "Hey Erika, Rob is a huge tool, that definition above us defines him."
Erika- "Yea you're right."
Erika- "Yea you're right."
by Justin Dickow January 14, 2008
by Zephyr4563 September 23, 2007
A person lacking most if not all the intelligence that a human should poses and is frequently used by others.
by Peter Dolan November 15, 2005