Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.
"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."
by TheValeyard January 28, 2023
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Casual slang used by females of a low IQ value in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester.
Charlotte: “oh you spazzy little mong
by Chavcliffe December 01, 2021
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English isn't even your first language, you mong.
by JackEatsRice123 December 09, 2018
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A person who is lazy and unmotivated. Typically due to excessive marijuana use, this is usually their only hobby/interest and will do anything for a sesh.
Oi rory mums your being a mong
by Certified.Gxng March 30, 2023
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Mong-Aiden I want ur dick
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a person who uses the p90 and goes banana
"fucks sake they usin p90s the mongs"
by DSNOOTS May 26, 2021
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