the long mong

My gosh he has the long mong
by The large cheese January 22, 2021
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Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.
My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out
by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023
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Chua Mong Qi

Majestic human being ever alive on this planet.
Possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.
Stop asking for blessings, Chua Mong Qi can't be everywhere at once
by Kermittheforfuneteller November 22, 2021
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Mong hole

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole
by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023
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Mong hole

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole
by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023
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Will Mong

Will is a abosolute fucking mong and does not belong in group A more like group Z
Whose that fella speaking enchantment table?

- Oh yeah that just Will Mong
by jeldog May 03, 2023
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Dirty Mong

When someone is a dirty mong, they are known for living in tents and having very hairy posterior dimensions along with being very bad at video games due to their low IQ.
Dirty mongs are compulsive liars and love to make up lies about their friends and fake scenarios which never happened.
Coby: "Have you heard Dylan finally got his new drone and sniffing salts?!"

Me: "Ugh that dirty mong is at it again, don't believe any of his filthy lies, the dirty tent inhabitant"

Dylan: "When I was 4 years old I fell off a mountain while me and my uncle were hunting for wolves after we finished watching the local sumo wrestling tournament"
Everyone: "Shut up you dirty honking mong you're so annoying lad fuck me"
by Parker Parker January 24, 2023
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