Gym Meet

the next best thing to spirit week at maryvale. ndp-ers think that their gym meet is the shit when really maryvale knows how to do gym meet right. we all know that we can dance so y make up retarted ones for your parents or boyfriends to watch on 3 seperate occasions. Gym meet should only be viewed once and the winners should receive a banner so that everyone that enters the gym know who really is top dog. mvp's gym meet consists of middle school and upper school classes/groups showing off their talents as song writers and formation makers. the songs are quite humerous and should pertain to the theme of the class (ie "shed ur body" junior cicadas). the wonderful exibition is usually started off wiht a class sleepover, but only if u are as bonded as 2007 and 2005.sorry but it's true. the ndp girls can say how great their gym meet is all they want but quite frankly, i'm not gonna lie to you... MVP KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!!!
as much as our campus smells like shit we will always beat any ndp girl in anything that we do!
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staff meeting

To toke after work

When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!
by Mike Guzzardi December 06, 2007
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meet and skeet

immediate sex upon meeting a girl from an online dating service in person
When my wife and I first met after using E-harmony, it was a meet and skeet.
by travlax April 25, 2009
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Hallelujah meeting

This is a meeting in where all the participants are praising the chairman and eachother and make positive remarks about the progress of a project and about the company they are working for. Participants use it to brown nose with their superiors.
John: Hi Bill, will you join us for lunch in half an hour?
Bill: I am sorry, I can't. i have to participate in a hallelujah meeting with managing director and a few other brown nosers.

John: Oh my God, you are such a brown noser....
by Sugardaddy October 11, 2013
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Pub Meeting

A pub meeting (also known as a bar meeting) is just that: a meeting held in a pub or bar. Said meeting is for 2 or more people to discuss anything vaguely serious and is not a social event.

However, due to the location and available alcohol, it often turns into a social event. For this reason, pub meetings are not hugely effective or efficient and not recommended if you want to get things done, genuinely discuss something that you are serious about or discuss business matters. They are best organised to discuss ideas in the form of a simple brainstorming session; and the addition of alcohol makes it that much more interesting.
We need ideas for that film we're gonna make. Let's have a pub meeting.
by MichaelToTheJ March 10, 2011
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Staff meet

verb: to staff meet

1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.
BOSS: "Gather around me girls! Let's staff meet!"
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.
by why.me July 16, 2011
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Street Meet

A real life encounter with a potential mate in which contact information is exchanged.
Elyssa decided to cancel her Tinder account. She didn't need it anymore after her "street meet" with a shirtless neighbor on Tuesday.
by McQ22Boston June 01, 2014
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