by Tf2Player2018 November 16, 2020
Get the Mad milkmug. 1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said, “Let there be Choccy Milk,” and there was Choccy Milk. 4 God saw that the Choccy Milk was good.
3 And God said, “Let there be Choccy Milk,” and there was Choccy Milk. 4 God saw that the Choccy Milk was good.
Person 1: Hey bro, you thirsty?
Person 2: Yeah, what have you got?
Person 1: I've got some Choccy Milk...
Person 2: I'LL TAKE EVERY LAST DROP!!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah, what have you got?
Person 1: I've got some Choccy Milk...
Person 2: I'LL TAKE EVERY LAST DROP!!!!!!
by JJCMUFFIN February 12, 2020
Get the Choccy Milkmug. Although there are many variants on contesting this brutal event, the milk mile involves drinking milk and running a mile.
The most manly and legitimate way to contest a milk mile it for the competitors to drink one half gallon of thick chocolate milk from the local dairy, as opposed to thin grocery store chocolate milk. Once a competitor drinks the milk, they must run 4 laps around a standard 400 meter track. It is important to note that the time should be started when the competitors open their bottle/carton of milk. If one is feeling particularly ballsy, eggnog is an impressive substitute to the chocolate milk.
Other less prominent variants include drinking a given amount of milk each lap, drinking amounts milk different than the half gallon stated above, and drinking white milk.
Milk miles are common among high school track and field and cross country teams. This is a niche for distance runners.
Please note that the poster is not responsible for any discomfort or injury occurring before, during, or after a milk mile.
This event is not to be confused with the Gallon Challenge.
The most manly and legitimate way to contest a milk mile it for the competitors to drink one half gallon of thick chocolate milk from the local dairy, as opposed to thin grocery store chocolate milk. Once a competitor drinks the milk, they must run 4 laps around a standard 400 meter track. It is important to note that the time should be started when the competitors open their bottle/carton of milk. If one is feeling particularly ballsy, eggnog is an impressive substitute to the chocolate milk.
Other less prominent variants include drinking a given amount of milk each lap, drinking amounts milk different than the half gallon stated above, and drinking white milk.
Milk miles are common among high school track and field and cross country teams. This is a niche for distance runners.
Please note that the poster is not responsible for any discomfort or injury occurring before, during, or after a milk mile.
This event is not to be confused with the Gallon Challenge.
Onlooker 1: Wow those XC guys doing the milk mile are dying.
Onlooker 2: Well you cant run a mile, much less drink a half gallon of chocolate milk prior to running one.
Onlooker 2: Well you cant run a mile, much less drink a half gallon of chocolate milk prior to running one.
by scxcrunner December 12, 2012
Get the Milk Milemug. 1)The act of trying to produce milk from a steer. Results may vary.
2)Euphemism for yanking the genitals in a downward motion.
2)Euphemism for yanking the genitals in a downward motion.
1)Josiah did his very best to draw dairy product from the old Fella, but he was kicked clear in the head. Just goes to show, you can teach a man to fish, but ye jus kain milk the bull.
2)Jillian attempted to milk Tommy's bull right there at the booth, but she only succeeded in drawing the attention of the other patrons at Applebee's. The steady popping noise was too distracting from the delightful delicacies of which they were partaking. The waitress was forced to lend a hand to expedite the process.
2)Jillian attempted to milk Tommy's bull right there at the booth, but she only succeeded in drawing the attention of the other patrons at Applebee's. The steady popping noise was too distracting from the delightful delicacies of which they were partaking. The waitress was forced to lend a hand to expedite the process.
by Pantaloon January 26, 2008
Get the Milk the bullmug. very large, milk-filled breasts usually resulting from a woman being pregnant or having recently given birth
Jack, "Yo, my girl squirted me last night".
Will, "What the fuck are you talking about?".
Jack, "Yeah, she was riding my dick and her milk juggs leaked in my face".
Will, "Nice".
Will, "What the fuck are you talking about?".
Jack, "Yeah, she was riding my dick and her milk juggs leaked in my face".
Will, "Nice".
by jpsnowman2 October 23, 2009
Get the milk juggsmug. The nectar of the gods. The greatest drink ever to exist; in fact, the greatest ANYTHING ever to exist.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
Some people drink multiple gallons of chocolate milk per day. These people have been known to hurl buildings into other buildings, have sex for literally days nonstop without getting tired, throw punches at the speed of light, and travel through time.
Someone invented Powerthirst in an attempt to replicate the effects of chocolate milk. They failed miserably.
It is a well-known fact that every superhero in existence draws their power from healthy doses of chocolate milk.
by meteoryte January 4, 2010
Get the Chocolate Milkmug. n. Large, voluptuous, well formed breasts, with pronounced nipples. D-cup breasts. Breasts resembling the front (explosive) end of a large bomb, in shape.
by parisofpriam July 16, 2008
Get the milk bombsmug.