Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Jank

A cock/Penis

“That guy has a tiny JANK” “She wipped out my JANK”

by I<3JanksXOXO April 11, 2023

Jank

To steal or take something.

She janked my idea.

by ArtTeacherLadyWoman October 22, 2018

Jank

A passionate synonym for junk/trash.

For example, the customer service is so jank.
That guy had such a jank personality

by The jankiest jank April 19, 2025

Jank

a wierd person that is a terminally online and nobody can figure out who he is

who tf is Jank

by Jank28 March 13, 2022

Jank

The biggest one I know. The biggest one anybody knows for that matter.

I has no choccy milk, I blame Jank

by 🅱️Jason Davis January 13, 2022

Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020