(reaches nuclear rage)
ARE YOU FUCKIDFGJ KIFDFING MEEEEEE I SPENT FOUR FUCKING HOURS PUTTING TOGETHER EVERYSINGLE FUKCING LEGO JUST TO MAKE THISMILLENNIUUM FALCOOOOONNNXHFSSHDGDHGSDHG
ARE YOU FUCKIDFGJ KIFDFING MEEEEEE I SPENT FOUR FUCKING HOURS PUTTING TOGETHER EVERYSINGLE FUKCING LEGO JUST TO MAKE THISMILLENNIUUM FALCOOOOONNNXHFSSHDGDHGSDHG
by trabisskotbubga July 10, 2021
by Kaitlyn Bishop November 06, 2017
One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
Girl 1: " Omg! I had the most roughest sex last night!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"
Girl 2: " Well at least you didn't get a Nuclear Peach last night, my vagina feels terrible!"
by Apples12345 May 21, 2011
When you take an adderall before you go to Sleep (after a night of drinking). So that when you wake up, you feel great.
The key to a nuclear wakeup is to take the adderall before you go to sleep, that way, when you wake up, you feel like Batman.
by Griloooooo January 30, 2020
In the world of wedgies, an atomic wedgie is already quite extreme for the average victim. When a dork receives an atomic wedgie, the underwear is pulled up so forcefully that it reaches all the way up to his chin. As the fabric stretches, it presses against his face, causing discomfort and pain. It's at this point that the dork may start to taste and smell their own unique blend of butt and musk, trapped within the confines of their underwear.
However, a nuclear wedgie takes things to a whole new level. Picture a jock, a towering figure of strength and intimidation. When a bully decides to unleash a nuclear wedgie upon a dork, there are no limits to the suffering involved. In a nuclear wedgie, the jock grabs hold of the underwear and pulls it down with such force that it stretches far beyond the chin, venturing into uncharted territory. As the fabric descends lower and lower, it reaches depths never before experienced in the realm of wedgies.
At this point, the dork not only tastes and smells their own butt and musk, but also gets a unique opportunity to sample their own skid marks. The wedgie is pulled down so far that it exposes the remnants of bodily functions left on the underwear, adding an extra layer of humiliation and disgust.
However, a nuclear wedgie takes things to a whole new level. Picture a jock, a towering figure of strength and intimidation. When a bully decides to unleash a nuclear wedgie upon a dork, there are no limits to the suffering involved. In a nuclear wedgie, the jock grabs hold of the underwear and pulls it down with such force that it stretches far beyond the chin, venturing into uncharted territory. As the fabric descends lower and lower, it reaches depths never before experienced in the realm of wedgies.
At this point, the dork not only tastes and smells their own butt and musk, but also gets a unique opportunity to sample their own skid marks. The wedgie is pulled down so far that it exposes the remnants of bodily functions left on the underwear, adding an extra layer of humiliation and disgust.
The Bully decided to make the dorks atomic wedgie a nuclear wedgie causing him to go cross eyed So, in summary, while an atomic wedgie may already be a painful and degrading experience for a dork, a nuclear wedgie takes it to an entirely different level. It stretches the boundaries of pain and humiliation, allowing the victim to not only taste and smell their own essence but also sample their own skid marks. It's a truly grotesque and unforgettable ordeal for anyone unfortunate enough to experience it.
by Wedgies from Hell February 07, 2024
Nuclear primer the use of using nuclear blast in, a glass likefl finished bored barrel, to launch projectiles.
These can range from space ships, to .22 round and so on.
These can range from space ships, to .22 round and so on.
Nuclear Primer
by MineOwedWu's May 08, 2021