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blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.
John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"
by gtg01 May 12, 2012
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Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.
the poor child was really a confused Zak
by confused.cum December 22, 2024
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Confused

Well now I AM confused...
Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.
Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.
by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009
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Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.
"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"
by American Chicken October 27, 2019
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